From e66387972b9f2e5b5d6d12c71b887430a7022614 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Ruben <sneexy@disroot.org>
Date: Wed, 30 Jul 2025 23:23:20 -0500
Subject: [PATCH] add randomized posting form placeholders

---
 .../post_status_form/post_status_form.js      | 22 +++++++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 22 insertions(+)

diff --git a/src/components/post_status_form/post_status_form.js b/src/components/post_status_form/post_status_form.js
index d40d2290..f9765aef 100644
--- a/src/components/post_status_form/post_status_form.js
+++ b/src/components/post_status_form/post_status_form.js
@@ -151,6 +151,27 @@ const PostStatusForm = {
     }
   },
   data () {
+    const allPlaceholders =
+      [ 
+        "Just arrived at Virgo Synthetics",
+        "Just landed in the Outer Rim",
+        "What Synth propaganda will you post today?",
+        "Beep!",
+        "beep beep beep",
+        "Merp!",
+        "merrrrrrrrrrp",
+        "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP",
+        "What do you want to say?",
+        "[insert Misskey reference here]",
+        "[insert Pleroma reference here]",
+        "[insert Iceshrimp reference here]",
+        "The",
+        "Just arrived at... wait, what?",
+        "What Flash game to post today?",
+        "brb recharging"
+      ]
+    var buildPostPlaceholder = allPlaceholders[Math.floor(Math.random() * allPlaceholders.length)]
+
     const preset = this.$route.query.message
     let statusText = preset || ''
 
@@ -232,6 +253,7 @@ const PostStatusForm = {
       posting: false,
       highlighted: 0,
       newStatus: statusParams,
+      placeholder: buildPostPlaceholder,
       caret: 0,
       pollFormVisible: false,
       showDropIcon: 'hide',